15 Amusing Retirement Quotes

Retirement

1. Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. -Robert Brault 

2. When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. -Gene Perret

3. Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. -Malcolm Forbes 

4. The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.  -Abe Lemons


5. Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.-Catherine Pulsifer 

 6. The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller 

7. If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it.— Mike Hammar

 8. Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. - Gene Perret

9. Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. — Hartman Jule 

10. Cash - in savings accounts, short-term CDs, or money market deposits - is great for an emergency fund. But to fulfill a long-term investment goal like funding your retirement, consider buying stocks. The more distant your financial target, the longer inflation will gnaw at the purchasing power of your money.-Suze Orman 

11. To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more today. -Suze Orman 

12. Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.- Ernest Hemingway 

13. In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.- Mason Cooley 

14. Retire from work, but not from life. - M.K. Soni 

15. Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements